You guys seem to suck at this game, so I'm giving you one last hint. After this, I'm cutting you off.

Clue #6: Seek out the three that have the key.

I had to make the last one rhyme. Seemed more epic and final that way. Good luck all.

Clue #5: The truth is in the facts. Four unfortunate facts so far, at least.

Clue #4: I'm a creature of habit.

Clue #3: I'm quite fond of codes, especially the cipher named after a particular Roman politician.

Clue #2: Uif Vogpsuvobuf Gbdut pg Cfjoh bo Fbsuimjoh

Clue #1: The Jinxed Truths of Existing as a Humanoid Lifeform

Dear Reader(s),

Let me skip all unnecessary eloquence and cut to the chase. This blog is tired. I will no longer be posting here. No, I will not be posting the address to my new one. If you want to read, you're going to have to work for it. Every Friday for the rest of the month I'll post clues as to the title of my new blog. Prove to know me as well as you think, and it may pay off with some better reading material.

Happy hunting,

DK