Can your life explode?

Ben and Jon were on my case about how much my blog sucked because I never posted anything worth reading, and I have to agree. I'd rather eat potato salad in the middle of Chemistry with Mr. Flaten giving us a lecture on the chemical reactions that take place during a Kewaunee football game listening to "The Emancipation of Mimi" than read this blog.

Okay, so that would be overstating it a bit, (Mr. Flaten would never allow music interrupt his football stats) but you're nodding your head, this blog is terrible

It's wierd...I mean weird. ("I" before "e" except after "c", but "weird" is weird. Indeed.) I was never busy when I was a Freshman, and was exceptionally bored as a Sophmore. But now, as a Junior, ever minute of my life is booked up with some form of hypertension. One-act play practice almost every night, nearly six hours of homework after that (five of them being hand-cramping APUSH notes). Pep band is mandatory now, and between all that, people asking me to go places, and regretfully attempting tasks I've neglected for ages? Looking for time to eat and breath. Craziness. And then I have to come to school with those two losers (Ben and Jon) chastising me about the lack of substance in my blog.

Oh whoopty-freakin'-doo, I know. I just haven't had the time to post, is all. So here is my public apology to all of my dedicated web-surfers:

I'm sorry, but I'm more important than your amusement. :P

Funny...I got Hitler the first time...

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No, really, the first time I took it, I was told I was Hitler...

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"The Girlfriend"

"Did you hear that she's going out with..."

"Him?"

"Yeah, that's her boyfriend..."

"Who?"

"Brian's Girlfriend..."

That's pretty much all I heard today at the penitentiary you and I both know as high school. Yes, I endured smirks, jokes, teasing, and the ever-popular sing-song spelling of the act the British know as "snogging". All of this is highly annoying, yes, but non so much as the new title I've been given: "Brian's Girlfriend".

Yes, this is nice in some cases, but not when my attention is being requested down a long stretch of hallway. I need not the constant yelling of my new martial status, let alone have it become my new name. I like my boyfriend a great deal, but to be labeled as something of a possession is rather...irksome. I am my own person. Not Brian's nor Mr. G's, or Bill Gates'. (though he owns nearly the entire free world, or could some day) My identity shouldn't be erased just because I have a significant other, and neither should his.

Okay, I'm done venting now.

And you can stop laughing, Ben.

Cheers,

Deedee Knickerbocker

Oh, and I guess if you want to visit Ben's blog, you can click on the link:

http://benswhompinblog.blogspot.com/

But I wouldn't suggest it.

Wow I'm bored...

Argh/Hurrumph/Grrr

And I mean it.

Hola Amigos!

Hello peoples! What is up with thee? Well, considering I don't know half the people that may be reading this, I'll just assume you're all just peachy. If you're not, tell it to the "Comments". Why? Because, I said so. Neener neener.

Anway, for anyone who cares, I have a cold! That's right, all the phlegm I want! WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Plus, I have twelve pages of AP US History to read and take detailed notes on! (lest I forget some stupidly important date) Yay!

By now you've caught on to my off-the-wall sarcasm, I'm hoping. If not, I guess I'll just have to spell it out for you: I have off-the-wall sarcasm. Enjoy.

Cheers,
Deedee Knickerbocker