My Mouth Is Going to Get Me Into Trouble

In my AP English class, my teacher and I are...less than polite to one another. In fact, because of an event I am about to relay to you now, I have decided I should no longer drink coffee before this class. It tends to make me lose control of my mouth.

Before class, I had consumed 5 1/2 cups of coffee. The effects of this made me forget what I was saying, and to whom. And how loud. Said teacher (whom we will now refer to as Satan) talks about being drunk, or drinking, or drinking parties, with students all the time. Satan had said that her and her friends used to play a game in which they would pick a verb or adjective and come up with as many synonyms as possible. This time they picked the word "drunk." Satan said her parents used to call it "being tight", but that didn't make sense to her, because she liked the term "loose" because it made more sense to her, because she said that's how people were when they were drunk.

Without thinking AT ALL I replied thus:

"Well, you would know."

You should have seen the death fire in her eyes. Luckily, Avery's friend Paul from Pensacola was there, so she quickly laughed, said "You are a stupid girl. You forget I still have control of your grades for 6 more weeks. You really are stupid."

That is why my mouth is going to get me into trouble, and that is why I should not drink that much coffee.