Saturday, February 11, 2006

I've escaped!

Oh precious precious peace...I only have so much time...Elmo everywhere...the cake...the toys...the music...*bangs head against desk*

Okay, I'm good. Really, it's not such a bad party, I just got a tad claustrophobic. The kids are great, I love them, it's the parents. They get so used to talking to their children that they hold conversations the same way.

Example:

"Excuse me."
"Oh, do I need to let you through so you can go potty?"
"Er, I'm good...thanks. I was just going to..."
"Do you need help with the lock?"
"No, I've got it."
"No, let me help you, it's tricky. It's childproof, you know."
"Really, I had no idea...I've got it."
"Ooh, somebody might need a timeout over here..."
Okay, so I'm exaggerating ever so slightly. I just hope I don't lose myself in complete child-jargon when I have kids.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Haha. That made me laugh. Teehee. Well, maybe not like that, but it made me laugh anyway. So yeah, get back already. Gosh.