Humans Are Exhausting

I have this little room I imagine when I'm in a really frustrating situation that I can't react noisily to. It is white, and soundproof, and full of very beautiful and fragile things. (e.i. vases, statues, mirrors (lots of mirrors)) It also contains a bat. As unfortunate as it is that I do not own such a room, it's amazing how much it helps, as long as I keep my imagined battle cries inside. Later, I find a pillow and scream into it. By now I'm mentally and physically drained, so I proceed to mope a bit until I fall asleep.

I do not suggest this cycle to anyone, unless you already do this, in which case I shake you warmly by the hand and say "It's nice to meet a fellow psychotic." Then we could actually build our little room of rage. We'd have to get funding first, though. I mean, think of all the statues and mirrors and vases we'd go through...that's a lot of ceramic and porcelain. Plus we'd have to get a janitor, because I'm sorry but I'll be way too wiped out from smashing my reflection to sweep up the shattered bits of Greek guy you attacked. I do suggest, however, that we use wooden bats; the aluminum ones make a really annoying clang, and this would only peak my frustration, thus making us go through many more lovely breakables, and a cycle of slippery slope would ensue, creating a lovely debt and no more funding.

With this proposal I leave thee, for I must go brush my teeth.

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?